A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Essendon fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Essendon fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, “Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I’m not a Essendon fan,” she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you are not a Essendon fan, then who are you a fan of?” “I am a St Kilda fan, and proud of it,” Mary replied.